gettin real tired of my own bullshit
"We’ve got a set amount of time in our lives, you know. You might as well make every conversation count. So that’s like the hug. It’s kind of like, ‘Hey, I’m real. You’re real. Let’s connect.’" - Shailene Woodley on why she hugs every reporter before an interview
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.